Asteroid Negotiation: Where the Stakes are High, the Gravity is Low, and the Coffee is Bad

Subpage for the Intergalactic Community

We're currently in a heated negotiation with the asteroid 42-Alpha-4, which is demanding better coffee in the space station cafeteria. The asteroid's union, "The Rocky Core," is refusing to budge on this crucial issue.

As Chief Interplanetary Ambassador Zara, I'm working tirelessly to find a solution that satisfies both parties. After all, we can't let the galaxy's most prized asteroids go on strike.

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